I desperately need to go shopping.
I am a physician, a professional, a role model, etc. Yet this is what the sole of my shoe looks like:
This is my underwear:
The cuff of my pants:
(In my defense, those socks are only about a year old. I think our dryer eats clothing.)
And just in case you had any doubts in your mind that I am about as far from perfect as you can get, here's a photo of my child on a leash:
No, you can't pet her. But thanks for asking.