Hi, MiM folks. Long time no see.
I have a lot going on. I am a few months into my internship. I am applying for obstetrics residency again. I just submitted four abstracts to two conferences, I just presented at one conference and will be a presenter at another, and there is a lot going on, women's health wise, in politics and in the news.
So what am I so worked up about that I am going to break my blogging fast?
Facebook medical advice.
I joined Facebook when I got accepted to medical school. My incoming class started a Facebook group and used it for introductions and announcements. I'd never used MySpace. I started off Facebook with a bang, since our class had almost 250 members in it, many of whom were young whippersnappers used to this social media stuff. Now, of course, I'm a pro, and have been recently accused of being a "Facebook slut" because I have so many "friends." They come from many, many different walks of life. Definitely not all medical people, and not all mainstream.
So, one of my non medical friends (someone I know from an online mothering support group from years back) posted about some symptoms she found troubling. She was suddenly very dizzy - the room was spinning, and her vision and balance were off. Not really nauseous, no other significant symptoms, and I know she doesn't have a significant medical history and she said she wasn't on any medications. She said - anyone have any idea what could be causing this?
"Hmm, sounds like vestibular neuritis," I thought. I posted "Most likely vestibular neuritis - sorry :(" I purposely said "most likely" because hey, who knows, and I didn't want to sound like a know it all. I threw in the frowny face to seem more friendly and less know it all-y, too.
I wasn't so perturbed by the people posting guesses about low blood sugar or low blood pressure, even though those are technically more likely to cause lightheadedness than dizziness. I know that distinction can be difficult even for a trained medical professional. Or a patient describing symptoms, for that matter.
But, then there were some more productive suggestions:
"Go to the ER immediately and ask for a blood test, which will most likely show it is dietary affecting your blood preasure(sic)".
"I felt really bad recently and it turns out it was food poisoning. I poo'd and I felt better!"
"Intestinal parasites can cause this!"
I made a snarky follow up comment about how it was definitely sporns and she should drink some OJ. I didn't mention that I was a doctor and would you people just! listen! and stop making dumb suggestions for non existent blood tests or very unlikely etiologies. Especially since I had twice, nicely, suggested a likely cause that they could have googled. Maybe that would have been better than the sporns comment, I don't know.
I knew I wasn't fit for further commenting when someone posted how it was "Vertigo. OR an inner ear infection" and I wanted to write in all caps "VERTIGO IS A SYMPTOM, NOT A DIAGNOSIS! SO, NOT "OR"!! AND INNER EAR INFECTION WITH VERTIGO = VESTIBULAR NEURITIS!!"
When did I become such an insufferable know it all?
I should just go take a poo, and I bet I would feel better.
I was at my daughter's ballet class yesterday and the moms were discussing allergies and I just kept my thoughts and suggestions to myself - no one asked me. Yesterday I visited a friend who had a newborn baby who knows I'm a pediatrician and she said, "You have to look at a newborn boy when you're talking him to because it helps him to focus and see better. It's just the boys you have to do this for, not the girls. Did you know that?" I just said, "Oh really? No, I didn't." And I also refrain from commenting on facebook when a friend of mine goes ballistic on vaccines and keeps posting things against them. SIGH. The era of social media....
Yes, of course, the Y chromosome means that boy infants need eye contact to focus. Girls...why waste your time looking them in the face?
The thing with sporns is. . . you can flush them, but only via high protein low starch diet can you keep them away.ReplyDelete