I try not to post twice in a row, but this conversation amused me too much:
Husband: "Would you support me if I decided to go to medical school to become a surgeon?"
Me: "Yes, absolutely."
Me: "Yes, because it would be hilarious."
Husband: "You know, I might do it just to prove a point to you."
Me: "I'd love to see how far you'd take that joke. You haven't even taken any pre-med courses."
Husband: "I took a term of biology in college."
Me: "That's not quite enough. You have to take a year of biology, a year of chemistry, a year of organic chemistry, and a year of physics."
Husband: "Well, I've got the math requirement down."
Me: "There's no math requirement."
Husband: "Oh. Well, are any of those courses actually required? Aren't they just recommended?"
Husband: "Mel, do you think Daddy should become a doctor?"
Me: "Why not?"
Melly: "Because boys can't be doctors!"