A few things any MIM might hear from her child at any given moment, as mine asked recently...
The question: How do the babies get out?
Different day: How do the babies get in?
A declaration: I know there are a lot of things in the body that are... pink
Overheard, to her friend, Oh, did you hurt yourself because my mother is a doctor so she can help you. And the friend responds, I know you've told me that a million times.
And aiming to serve: I'm going to be a waiter