Melly has been going through her "toddler word explosion" lately, so one word we've been trying to teach her is what I do for a living.
Husband: "Melly, what is Mommy's job?"
Me: "Great, she thinks I'm a diaper."
While I am not employed as a diaper, it should be noted that:
1) Diapers and I both work at night as well as during the day.
2) Diapers are white; I wear a white coat.
3) Diapers and I both get crapped on a lot in the course of our duties. (I said DUTIES.)
So my job actually does have a lot in common with that of a diaper, but I am not, in fact, a diaper. Nice try though, honey.