I was watching Sesame Street with Melly this morning. Elmo was sitting on the curb, clutching his left foot and crying out in pain.
Gordon: "Elmo, what's wrong?"
Elmo: "My feet hurt!"
Gordon uncrosses Elmo's legs as he again cries out in pain.
Me: [thinking] "Oh my god, is it an ATFL sprain? Is it plantar fasciitis?"
Gordon: "Elmo, I think I see what the problem is."
Me: [thinking] "Tibialis posterior tendonitis? Achilles rupture? Talar dome fracture??"
Gordon: "You put your shoes on the wrong feet!"
Wasn't even in my differential.